Friday, October 22, 2010

A Haiku for Dallas Sanitation

City of Dallas,
you are officially on
one sweet girl's bad side

Thanks for not picking up my recycling. And apparently not picking up my neighbor's, which they were kind enough to heap on top of my full cart.

Thank you for having a shitty phone system that hung up on me twice while I tried to complain.

Thank you for ignoring my husband's call 3 weeks ago, he's going to love coming home from a long day at work to find the side of the house covered in refuse.

I feel like a second class citizen, and this better not have anything to do with my neighborhood. Just because the neighbors don't have a recycling cart and don't seem to care about recycling doesn't mean you don't have to drive down my street with your truck and empty my cart. So help me Google, I will bury you in emails.

I hope something smelly gets all over you when you finally do return my calls and emails and pick up my stuff.